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I write for  brands,

goofs, and film.

 

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I also do ghostwriting and create very important quizzes.

Click the green highlights to test your wits on all the crucial stuff: Mao, porn, clown music, etc.​​​​​

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Identify if each phrase is from a bag of expensive yoga pants or the founder of the People's Republic of China.

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Going from just the title, guess if the film is a 2018 Lifetime movie or an AVN-nominated* porn.

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Is it a song by twice-Platinum Detroit horror-clown rap rock duo Insane Clown Posse or is it an IPA beer?

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Was it said by Mama Gump in Forrest Gump or by Jim Jones in his final speech at Jonestown?

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*Adult Video News Awards aka "the Oscars of Porn"

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